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Behind every Heavy is a Medic with a saddle and crop. In my head, at least.

Iím supposed to be doing the neat version of OTP, but instead, I did this.
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:iconwolfelder:
wolfelder Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Student General Artist
Poor Heavy, that look tells me he has NO CLUE. XD
He's got this look like he's either examining 'deep' art or his mind is just sitting there goin' 'da fuk?' 
XD 
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70PercentInsane Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2016
Prepare your self Hev, you have no idea whats coming...
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LeBluecat Featured By Owner Edited Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ride ride ride, yeah ride em
Ride em like a horse
Ride ride ride, bitch ride em
Ride em till divorce
Cuz when I walk into town, bastards gonna frown
They can never have a ride, a ride good as mine, I'm on time
To the party, yeah girl can you see, my ride's heavier than me
But I'm deranged bitch, you can't tell which, belongs on top till you see me in my thong
Ding-ding a dong!
My horse is pimpin! Yeah you know what I mean, got the big guns, and a very handsome sheen
It takes a sandwich and a whip and we doin a flip when the bullets fly, bitch you gonna die
Ride ride ride, yeah ride em
Ride em like a horse
Ride ride ride, bitch ride em
Ride em till divorce
I'm a monster! It's a thing, you see! Got a PHD drawn in blood from me
Science brings fire, a flame begun, been ridin my mount since day number one!
Took a stroll on my horse, yeah, you know that you want him, It's not gay, if there ain't any bumpin
And when there is, I'm always on the bottom, cuz I like it rough-rough, like a dog in heat
Out on the street, I ride the pimp-mobile! Girls falling head-to-heel
You know how I feel?
Ride ride ride, yeah ride em
Ride em like a horse
Ride ride ride, bitch ride em
Ride em till divorce
Yo fuzzy, you with the big hair, you think you're cool, but you dare to stare
At my horse, getting boners of course cuz you dig it when I'm ridden, OVERDOSE!
The club can't hold me, baby baby
And I don't want no lady lady
I want my horse, with his big ol' dong
Showing every inch from behind his thong!
Just because he's heavier than me, doesn't mean we can't contract STDs
By bumpin, mumping, thumping humping
Every move in the book of sutra bitch!
Ride ride ride, yeah ride em
Ride em like a horse
Ride ride ride, bitch ride em
Ride em till divorce.


Song: My horse
Artist: A Big Phat Belly A.B.P.B
^^^ Looking this up will get you nowhere. It's my boyfriend's brother's band. <3
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Kritzelkrams Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013   General Artist
Oh Medic, very dominant and very polite at the same time. xD
Looks Heavy's brain is busy translating...
Great picture!
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geniuspurge Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013
on your hands and knees please
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EpicPrincessofDoom Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
For a second there, I thought he was holding a body! XD
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RaiseTheRedTower Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Heavy was just making a sandvich and then the day took a turn... XD!!!!
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AlexWuff Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is awesome :3
i like the Medic <333


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I am german.... and who cares xD
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No-one-o1 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Priceless xD
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Tutenloench Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
lol
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traumjanos Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
Oh, I like that!))
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Dallagon Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012
Being a medic is a truly thankless job. So much so that being splashed with milk, getting repeatedly whipped, and having the privilege of eating dirty sandviches thrown to the ground are all considered acts of kindness. If we're lucky, we get stalked by a possessive Heavy who repeatedly calls for us even when we're clearly following him. But you know what? This picture, especially Heavy's confused and startled expression makes it completely worth it. It really does.
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BRITTANYPATERSON Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Student
Mmmm, I like that.. ''On your hands and knees, please''..
Yummy.
But I'd prefer if Medic DEMANDED it. xD
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treebushorange Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
My germans a bit rusty
Somthing about the Knee?
Get on your knee?
Oh deer god...
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protowilson Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Professional Filmographer
"on hands and knees, please"
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munkyz57 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ok, I know a little bit of German, but correct me if I'm wrong.
"On your hands and knees, please."
Dear God lol.
o__o
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rattyrayvn Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012
Heavy's face is AMAZING. Just thought you should know.
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:iconprotowilson:
protowilson Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Thanks!
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dotoro3 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
shi-
RUN HEAVY RUN
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Shade-Duelist Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconsadheavyplz: :iconsaysplz: Oh, this is bad!
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Elfeytha Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh lord! Oh my God! xD My head! Explodes! This is amazing, but it gives me the shivers - and I love it! :'D!
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AnnaKarelina Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Student General Artist
Someone's got a really dirty imagination ... my oh my. :D
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OkuniSensei Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting introduction xD
Someone is already having fun, just with the anticipation :>
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Yazora Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I ride horses and this amuses me to no end. XD
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Kochokoi Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, this is good.
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Vinctia Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...sweet Jebas...
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spicycake Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012
Oh.

Oh, that's always nice.
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Tsukiko-koe Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...epic...
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