Whenever I see the following line as someone's signature, my contempt for that person is so great I can almost taste it:
"Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Why? Because you're scared of it? Because you know it's tougher than you, that perhaps it'll outlast pain and deprivation longer than you? Supporting distrust of something that is a natural process of nature is disgusting. It's not funny. It's not clever. It just makes it clear how much of an uneducated, red-necked, f*cking moron you are.